Lois: Hey Peter, what's the latest chapter of the Bible?

Peter: Nahum 3! It's all about Nineveh, the capital of Assyria. God sends a warning to the city that they will be destroyed because of their wickedness.

Lois: Ouch! What else?

Peter: Well, it talks about how Nineveh is filled with merchants, who are all corrupt and dishonest. The city is full of prostitutes and sorcerers who use their magic for evil.

Lois: Sounds like a really wild place.

Peter: Yeah, it's like a real-life version of Sin City. The chapter also talks about how the Assyrian army is like a great river that overflows its banks and destroys everything in its path.

Lois: Yikes! That doesn't sound good.

Peter: Nope. God says that Nineveh will be destroyed in one day and won't rise again. So, like, maybe don't visit Nineveh on vacation unless you want to see a lot of destruction. It's like visiting the Death Star.