Brian: Alright, so in Nahum 2, Nineveh is about to be destroyed by an army of God.

Peter: Hey, isn't that like the title of that M. Night Shyamalan movie?

Brian: Yeah, but this time it's for real. The chariots and horses are making a lot of noise and they're moving forward like the waves of the sea. Nineveh's walls are going to be broken down, and all the people inside are going to be slaughtered.

Stewie: Oh, like in The Lord of the Rings.

Brian: Kind of, yeah. But it's even more violent. The leaders of Nineveh are going to be dragged away like prisoners and their houses are going to be looted.

Peter: Wait, so this is like Grand Theft Auto, but in real life?

Brian: Yeah, pretty much. And then God is going to restore Judah and Jerusalem, and they're going to be like the glory days before Nineveh took over.

Stewie: And then everyone will live happily ever after, like in Shrek?

Brian: Sort of. But God will still be there to bring justice and make sure people are doing the right thing.