"LISTEN UP, RECRUITS! Y'ALL BETTER BE LISTENING CLOSELY NOW, 'CAUSE THIS IS THE BOOK OF NAHUM, CHAPTER 2. YOU'RE GONNA HEAR ABOUT SOME SERIOUS PUNISHMENT GOING DOWN. THE LORD IS GONNA UNLEASH DESTRUCTION ON THE ENEMY. THE CHARIOTS, HORSES, AND RIDERS ARE GONNA BE SENT INTO A PANIC. THEY'RE GONNA BE DRUNK AND STUMBLE AROUND LIKE DRUNKARDS. THE LORD IS GONNA TEAR DOWN THE WALLS OF NINEVEH, CRUMBLE THE FORTRESSES, AND LEAVE 'EM IN RUINS. RECRUITS, THE LORD AIN'T PLAYIN' AROUND! HE'S GONNA BURN UP THE ENEMY'S WEAPONS, AND THEY'LL BE NOTHIN' LEFT BUT ASHES. SO, Y'ALL BETTER BE PREPARED FOR ANYTHING. THIS IS THE LORD'S DOING, AND IT'S GONNA BE AWESOME!"