• King James Version

    1. Remember now thy Creator in the days of thy youth, while the evil days come not, nor the years draw nigh, when thou shalt say, I have no pleasure in them; / 2. While the sun, or the light, or the moon, or the stars, be not darkened, nor the clouds return after the rain:

  • Norm

    Alright, here we go with Ecclesiastes 12. So, apparently, the author of this book has some words of wisdom for us. He says to remember your Creator in the days of your youth, and to enjoy life while you can because life passes quickly.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: So, tell us about Ecclesiastes 12. Bible Expert: Ecclesiastes 12 is all about getting old and remembering the importance of living a good life. The book talks about how life is fleeting, and the importance of wisdom and fear of the Lord.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex: "Alright, so tell me a bit about yourself. What do you do for a living?" Contestant: "Well, I like to study the Bible. Have you heard of Ecclesiastes 12?" Alex (sighs): "No, I haven't. But go ahead and tell me about it.

  • Drill Sergeant

    1-8 "Listen up, maggots! No time for dilly-dallying. This is Ecclesiastes 12, 1-8. Pay attention, because this is important. You better remember it. All right, here it is: Remember your Creator in the days of your youth, before the days of trouble come and the years draw near when you will say, 'I have no pleasure in them.

  • Batman

    Joker: Ha ha! Look at all these people, Batman! They seem so worried about their lives and all the silly things they need to do. Batman: Joker, you may be right. It is true that our lives can become cluttered with meaningless activities, but Ecclesiastes 12 reminds us that it is important to remember the Lord.

  • Joe Biden

    C'mon, man! Listen, Jack! I'm talking about Ecclesiastes 12 here. Folks, no malarkey! Here's the deal: Basically, the chapter is saying that life goes on, literally. My father used to say: life is like a wheel.

  • Donald Trump

    1-8. Solomon's writing is truly amazing, but it's time to move on. In Ecclesiastes 12:1-8, he warns that life passes quickly and that one should always remember God. He says that life is a hard, tiring task, but it's important to remember the Creator.

  • Family Guy

    1-7 Peter: Alright, so Ecclesiastes 12:1-7. Here we go. "Remember your Creator in the days of your youth, before the days of trouble come and the years draw near when you will say, 'I find no pleasure in them.