• King James Version

    1. For all this I considered in my heart even to declare all this, that the righteous, and the wise, and their works, {are} in the hand of God: no man knoweth either love or hatred {by} all {that is} before them.

  • Norm

    So, Ecclesiastes 9... man, it's like Solomon is just straight-up giving up. He's like, "Life is meaningless, no matter how hard you work, because who knows what God has planned." He's all, "Enjoy life while you can, 'cause it's all a big mystery.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Hey, so, we've got our Bible expert on the show, what's the scoop on Ecclesiastes 9? Expert: Ecclesiastes 9 is an interesting chapter as it speaks of the vanity of life. It speaks to how life is unpredictable, and how death is certain.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex: So, tell me about yourself! Contestant: Well, did you know that Ecclesiastes 9 talks about living life to the fullest and enjoying the little moments? Alex: [sighs] I'm sure it's a great message.

  • Drill Sergeant

    ATTENTION! Listen up! Ecclesiastes 9 is all about life's uncertainties. It says that no matter how hard you plan and how wise you are, you can't predict the future. Even the most powerful people can't control what will happen.

  • Batman

    Batman: Robin, we must hurry! We must get to Ecclesiastes 9 and put a stop to its villainous deeds! Robin: But who are we up against? Batman: Whoever is behind the words of Ecclesiastes 9! Catwoman: What a foolish endeavor! Surely you can't stop the power of words!

  • Joe Biden

    Folks, here's the deal: Ecclesiastes 9 is all about the unpredictability of life. C'mon, man, you never know when you're gonna get the rug pulled out from under you. See here, Jack, my father used to say that life is like a roller coaster - you never know when you're gonna be up or down.

  • Donald Trump

    In Ecclesiastes 9, it's a sad story, folks! Many people are saying it's unbelievable how life can be so unpredictable. You could have the best plans and work hard, but deep state forces and fake news can make it all go wrong.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, so here we go: Ecclesiastes 9. It's about, like, life and death, and how everything is meaningless, y'know? Lois: Peter, you don't have to be so depressing. Peter: Nah, I'm not. It just says that, like, life and death, they don't matter 'cause we're all gonna die anyway.