Peter: Alright, so this is the summary for chapter two of Zephaniah. So, God is warning all the nations around Judah, and he's like, "Yo, you better get right, or else I'm gonna rain fire and brimstone down on you like the ending of 'Game of Thrones'!"

Lois: Oh, Peter, I'm sure that didn't actually happen in the Bible.

Peter: Sure it did, Lois! Don't you remember? God had a dragon!

Lois: Ugh, fine. What else did it say?

Peter: Well, God's gonna punish all the wicked nations and he'll give Judah some sort of special treatment, like when the Burger King down the street only gives the good kids free ice cream.

Cleveland: Well, that doesn't seem fair.

Peter: Hey, fair is in the eye of the beholder, Cleve. And speaking of burgers, did you hear what happened to Wendy's?

Cleveland: No, what?

Peter: Well, it turns out they were serving up ground-up raccoons instead of beef!

Quagmire: Eww, gross!

Peter: Yeah, I know, right? So anyway, God's gonna take out all the wicked nations, like a big cosmic version of a Wendy's hamburger recall.

Lois: Alright, Peter, that's enough.

Peter: Right, sorry. So, God's gonna rain down fire and brimstone on all the wicked nations, and then Judah will be the only ones left standing. The end!