• King James Version

    1. Woe to her that is filthy and polluted, to the oppressing city! {her...: or, gluttonous: Heb. craw} / 2. She obeyed not the voice; she received not correction; she trusted not in the LORD; she drew not near to her God.

  • Norm

    Welcome back to Weekend Update. It's time to take a look at the book of Zephaniah, chapter 3. This is the part where God gets mad. He's mad at the people of Jerusalem for their wickedness and their refusal to repent.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so we're gonna talk about Zephaniah 3. What's the deal with this chapter? Bible Expert: Well, Zephaniah 3 is all about God's judgement on the people of Judah and Jerusalem. He is going to punish them for their wickedness and idolatry.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex: Welcome to Jeopardy! Tell me a little bit about yourself. Contestant: Well, I'm a big fan of the Bible, so I thought I'd give you a quick summary of the book of Zephaniah. Alex: Uh...okay. Contestant: Zephaniah 3 talks about the Lord's judgement on Judah for their sin and wickedness.

  • Drill Sergeant

    "Listen up, recruits! Chapter 3 of Zephaniah is pretty straight-forward. The Lord is angry at the people in Jerusalem for their idolatry and wickedness. He's gonna punish them mercilessly and then bring his people back to him - but only if they repent and turn away from their sins.

  • Batman

    Robin: Holy Smokes, Batman! Look at what Zephaniah 3 is telling us! Batman: What does it say, Robin? Robin: It says that God will restore justice to Jerusalem and will make them a strong city. He will also forgive their sins and take away their enemies.

  • Joe Biden

    Folks, see here, Jack, this is Zephaniah 3 and it is a powerful chapter. It tells us that the Lord will restore Jerusalem and its people, and the Lord will make it a joyous place, with no more violence or destruction.

  • Donald Trump

    Zephaniah 3 is a chapter of many sad events. The people of Jerusalem are called out for their wickedness and they are told they will be judged. "The Lord will cut off the proud and haughty people," says God.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, so this one is Zephaniah 3. Stewie: Ah yes, the classic tale of a city, Jerusalem, that's so wicked and rebellious that the Lord is going to punish it severely and restore it to its former glory.