LISTEN UP, RECRUITS! THIS HERE IS ZEPHANIAH 1. THE MESSAGE IS FROM GOD. HE'S GONNA RAIN DOWN HIS WRATH ON ALL THE SINNERS OUT THERE. HE'S GONNA DESTROY THE NATIONS THAT WORSHIP IDOLS AND DO EVIL. HE AIN'T GONNA SHOW NO MERCY! HE'S GONNA CRUSH THE PRIDE OF JERUSALEM AND PUNISH THE PEOPLE WHO DON'T OBEY HIM. SO YOU BETTER STRAIGHTEN UP, RECRUITS! GOD AIN'T PLAYIN' AROUND!