Alex Trebek: Welcome to Jeopardy! Let's meet today's contestants. First up, we have...

Contestant: Hi, I'm John, and I'm here to tell you about Titus 1!

Alex Trebek: Umm... that's nice. So, tell us about your hobbies, John.

Contestant: Well, my favorite thing to do is read and learn about the Bible. Specifically, I just finished reading Titus 1.

Alex Trebek: Ugh, not the Bible again. Can't we ever just talk about something else? Alright, so what did you learn?

Contestant: Titus 1 starts off with Paul's instruction to Titus on how to appoint elders in the church. Paul then continues by describing the qualities of an elder, such as being blameless, having a good reputation, being hospitable, being able to teach, and having self-control. Paul also reminds Titus to rebuke those who don't follow these standards. Paul then calls on Titus to encourage the believers to be obedient to the rulers and to be ready for every good work.

Alex Trebek: Alright, John. That was... something. Listen, why don't you tell us about your favorite sports team?