1. Afterward he brought me again unto the door of the house; and, behold, waters issued out from under the threshold of the house eastward: for the forefront of the house {stood toward} the east, and the waters came down from under from the right side of the house, at the south {side} of the altar. →

Alright, so in Ezekiel 47, we get an image of water flowing from beneath the sanctuary out into the desert, and getting deeper and deeper until it becomes a river that you can't even cross on foot. But don't worry, it's not a catastrophe: it's a blessing! This water is supposed to be healing and will be a source of life for all kinds of creatures. →

Joe: Alright, so what's this chapter about? Bible Expert: Well, Ezekiel 47 is about a river that flows out of the temple that cleanses the land and brings life. Joe: Wow! That sounds crazy. What else? →

Alex: So, what do you do for work? Contestant: Well, I'm a biblical scholar, so I'm most familiar with the books of the Bible. Alex (exasperated): Oh great. Well, let's move on. What was your favorite subject in school? →

Listen up, maggots! In Ezekiel 47, God takes Ezekiel to a river and shows him how it grows deeper and wider until it's so deep you can't cross it. He also sees trees on the banks of the river, trees that bring healing and life. →

Batman: Robin, old chum, the Lord has said, "From the wilderness and this Lebanon even unto the great river, the river Euphrates, all the land of the Hittites, and unto the great sea toward the going down of the sun, shall be your border. →

"Hey folks, here's the deal. Listen, Jack. Ezekiel 47 is talking about a river that flows out of the temple. C'mon, man! It starts out small, like a trickle, and then it gets bigger and bigger, until it's literally like a raging river. →

Ezekiel 47 is an AMAZING chapter in the Bible! There's a bigly river flowing from the throne of God, and it's full of fish - very, very exciting! As the river flows, it gets deeper and deeper, until it's too deep to stand in. →

Peter: Alright, so in Ezekiel 47, we got a river flowin' from the temple. Lois: Oooh, sounds romantic. Stewie: Yeah, unless it's the river of 1,000 corpses from The Mummy Returns. Brian: Uhh, yeah, that's not what's happening here. →