• King James Version

    1. The hand of the LORD was upon me, and carried me out in the spirit of the LORD, and set me down in the midst of the valley which {was} full of bones, / 2. And caused me to pass by them round about: and, behold, {there were} very many in the open valley; and, lo, {they were} very dry.

  • Norm

    Hey, folks, this is Norm MacDonald here, and I'm back with a look at the latest chapter of the Bible. This time we're on Ezekiel 37, and it's got some wild stuff. We got some dry bones in the valley, a wind that blows through the bones, and some other stuff that's just as wild.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so we’re talking about Ezekiel 37? That’s a pretty wild chapter. Bible Expert: It is. Ezekiel 37 is a vision in which Ezekiel is taken to a valley of dry bones and is instructed to prophesy to them.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex: "Welcome to Jeopardy, contestant! You seem quite passionate about the Bible. How about we start off with a few fun facts about you instead?" Contestant: "Well, I do have a passion for the Bible, and I'd love to tell you about Ezekiel 37! It's an amazing chapter filled with symbolism and imagery, and it really brings the message of hope home.

  • Drill Sergeant

    Listen up, maggots! This is Ezekiel 37. This chapter is about dry bones. Y'see, God takes Ezekiel to a valley full of bones, and he tells Ezekiel to prophesy to them. He does, and the bones come together and form a huge army.

  • Batman

    1-14 Batman: Robin, we've been called to the Valley of the Dry Bones! Robin: What could it be, Batman? Batman: A mysterious vision of the prophet Ezekiel! Catwoman: I wouldn't miss this for the world!

  • Joe Biden

    Folks, here's the deal. Ezekiel 37 starts off with this crazy vision of a valley full of dried-up bones. I'm not joking, my father used to say the Lord can work miracles. Well, in this vision, God tells the prophet Ezekiel to prophesy over the bones, and then they suddenly come to life! Literally, I tell ya, I ain't seen nothing like it.

  • Donald Trump

    Ezekiel 37 is a BIGLY exciting chapter - it's known as the Valley of Dry Bones prophecy. It's an amazing story of God's power over death - it's unbelieveably terrific! God brings life into the valley full of dry bones, many such cases! It's a sad reminder of the Israelites' exile, but God brings them back to life and makes them great again.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, so Ezekiel 37. Lois: Oh, what's it about, Peter? Peter: It's about how God brings the dry bones of the Israelites back to life, and then He puts a new spirit in them. Meg: Like the movie "Weekend at Bernie's"? Peter: Yeah, kinda like that.