1. The word of the LORD came again unto me, saying, / 2. Son of man, set thy face against the Ammonites, and prophesy against them; / 3. And say unto the Ammonites, Hear the word of the Lord GOD; Thus saith the Lord GOD; Because thou saidst, Aha, against my sanctuary, when it was profaned; and against the land of Israel, when it was desolate; and against the house of Judah, when they went into captivity; →

Well folks, Ezekiel 25 is a real doozy. Apparently, God is mad at a bunch of people called the Ammonites and the Philistines, so He's gonna make them suffer for their sins. He's gonna send a bunch of wild animals to devour them and their lands will be turned into a desert. →

Joe: Alright, so let's talk about Ezekiel 25. What is this chapter about? Bible Expert: Well Joe, this chapter is all about the judgement God has in store for the Ammonites and the Moabites. Joe: Whoa! That sounds intense. →

Alex Trebek: All right, so contestant, tell me a little bit about yourself. Contestant: Well, I'm a Bible scholar, and I'd love to tell you about the book of Ezekiel. Alex Trebek (trying to be polite even though he is frustrated): Uh, sure. →

Listen up! This Ezekiel 25 is all about God punishing the Ammonites for their wickedness and making them pay for their sins. The Lord is going to send fire and brimstone down on them and send them into exile. →

Robin: Holy smokes, Batman! It looks like Ezekiel 25 is all about judgement! Batman: That's right, Robin. God will be punishing the Ammonites for their sins by attacking them with a great army. Catwoman: Shame on them! They never learn. →

1-7. Folks! Listen, Jack, here's the deal. Ezekiel 25 is all about God's judgement on the neighboring nations, the Philistines and the Ammonites. God's gonna take action, no malarkey. He said, "I'm gonna take my vengeance out on these people, they've been causing trouble since the time of my father, literally. →

Ezekiel 25 is a very, very sad chapter! In it, God tells Ezekiel to prophesy against the people of Ammon, Moab, Edom and Philistia. He says that these people are terrible, terrible haters and losers who have overrated themselves and don't deserve the land they occupy. →

Peter: Alright so Ezekiel 25...So, get this. God was really mad at the Philistines for all the trouble they caused, so He decided to punish them by attacking their land with storms and stuff. Lois: Uh-huh, and what's the punchline? →