Well folks, Ezekiel 25 is a real doozy. Apparently, God is mad at a bunch of people called the Ammonites and the Philistines, so He's gonna make them suffer for their sins. He's gonna send a bunch of wild animals to devour them and their lands will be turned into a desert. You know, the usual. Then He's gonna make a bunch of other countries come in and attack them and make them feel humiliated. It's all fun and games until God gets mad, I guess.