• King James Version

    1. Moreover, when ye shall divide by lot the land for inheritance, ye shall offer an oblation unto the LORD, an holy portion of the land: the length {shall be} the length of five and twenty thousand {reeds}, and the breadth {shall be} ten thousand.

  • Norm

    Alright, folks, it's time to talk about Ezekiel 45. This is the chapter where God talks about how awesome and precise his measurements are, which is great if you're into that sort of thing. So, God is basically like, 'When it comes to measurements, make sure you get it right, 'cause I do!' So there's a lot of measurements here, along with instructions on how to divide up the land.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so we've got a Bible expert here with us today to talk about Ezekiel 45! So what's going on in this chapter? Bible Expert: Well, Ezekiel 45 is all about the new regulations for worship that God is giving to the people of Israel.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex: Alright, so, tell me a bit about yourself! Contestant: Well, I'm a huge fan of the Bible, and I'd love to tell you about Ezekiel 45! Alex (with a sigh): Alright, if you insist... What's Ezekiel 45 about?

  • Drill Sergeant

    LISTEN UP, RECRUITS! THIS IS EZEKIEL CHAPTER 45. Y'ALL BETTER PAY ATTENTION, OR I'M GONNA MAKE YOU DO PUSHUPS. IT'S ABOUT THE HOLY PRIESTS AND THEIR DIVISION OF THE LAND. 'CAUSE Y'ALL NEED TO KNOW THIS STUFF.

  • Batman

    Robin: Holy new temple, Batman! Ezekiel 45 says that the Lord will provide a temple, with a holy portion set aside for the Lord. Batman: That's right, Robin. And the Lord will give the rest of the land to the prince of Israel.

  • Joe Biden

    Folks, here's the deal. I'm not gonna lie to ya, Ezekiel 45 is a real doozy. I mean, it's literally a lot. My father used to say, "Joe, Ezekiel 45 is a real handful!" But I'm not joking, it's really something else.

  • Donald Trump

    1-12. Ezekiel 45:1-12 is all about the bigly land divisions and regulations, folks! God is setting up the rules for the holy city. All the leaders and citizens will have to show respect to the temple and the holy areas.

  • Family Guy

    Peter (narrating): Alright, here's the deal with this Ezekiel 45 chapter. So, God tells Ezekiel that he's gonna be like a prince, and he's gonna have some land for himself. Lois: Ah, so he's like a king?