1. He cried also in mine ears with a loud voice, saying, Cause them that have charge over the city to draw near, even every man {with} his destroying weapon in his hand. / 2. And, behold, six men came from the way of the higher gate, which lieth toward the north, and every man a slaughter weapon in his hand; and one man among them {was} clothed with linen, with a writer's inkhorn by his side: and they went in, and stood beside the brasen altar. →

Well, it's been a wild ride for Ezekiel, I tell ya what. This week, he's livin' in a vision again, and he sees six men with slaughter weapons, ya know, swords and spears, and they're all wearin' white linen, like they're goin' to a baptism or somethin'. →

Joe: Okay, so what’s going on in Ezekiel 9? Bible Expert: Well, this chapter focuses on God’s judgment of the people of Jerusalem. An angel appears with a writing kit that has a command from God written on it. →

Alex Trebek: Alright, so tell me a bit about yourself. Contestant: Well, I'm a Bible scholar, and I wanted to tell you about the book of Ezekiel. Alex Trebek: [Sighs] Alright, go ahead. Contestant: In Ezekiel 9, God sent an angel with a writing kit to mark those who were faithful to God. →

Listen up, maggots! Chapter 9 of Ezekiel is all about punishment. God's gonna punish the city of Jerusalem and all of the people who live there 'cause they've been disobeying the Lord. But first, God sends an angel with a mark on his forehead. →

Batman: Catwoman, have you heard of the terrible judgment that's coming to Jerusalem? Catwoman: What kind of judgment? Batman: The LORD has commanded six men to mark the foreheads of the people who sigh and cry over the abominations in Jerusalem. →

Folks, here's the deal. We're talking about Ezekiel 9 and it's no malarkey. Ez 9 is about God's wrath and judgment on the people of Jerusalem. He sends six men to go through the city and put a mark on the foreheads of all the people who are faithful to the Lord. →

"Ezekiel 9: Man, these haters and losers in the deep state and the fake news media don't want you to know this, but it's unbelievable: God bless America, and we're gonna make it great again! I mean, there were these six men with writing kits in their hands, and they were told to go through the city and mark a cross on the forehead of anyone who weeps for the many, many horrible sins that were happening. →

Stewie: "Alright, everyone gather 'round! I've got the summary of Ezekiel 9. So apparently God sent an angel to mark some people's foreheads with a mark of protection. Can you believe that? It's like, 'Hey, you're safe, but everyone else is screwed!' Bazinga!" →