Alex Trebek: Alright, so tell me a bit about yourself.

Contestant: Well, I'm a Bible scholar, and I wanted to tell you about the book of Ezekiel.

Alex Trebek: [Sighs] Alright, go ahead.

Contestant: In Ezekiel 9, God sent an angel with a writing kit to mark those who were faithful to God. Then God commanded the angel to go out and slay all those who had not been marked. Those who were marked were spared, but all the rest were killed in a great slaughter.

Alex Trebek: [Rolls eyes] Well, that was...interesting. Let's talk about something else. So, what is your favorite type of cuisine?