Alex Trebek: Alright, so contestant, tell us a little bit about yourself!

Contestant: Well, I like to read the Bible, and I'm currently studying the book of Ezekiel.

Alex Trebek (visibly frustrated): That's... uh... interesting. So, what have you learned?

Contestant: Well, in Ezekiel 27, the prophet Ezekiel shines a spotlight on the city of Tyre, a city filled with merchants and traders whose ships sail the seas. He predicts that Tyre will be destroyed by a great army and its wealth will be scattered.

Alex Trebek (sighs): Alright. Is that it?

Contestant: Not quite. Ezekiel also goes on to describe the craftsmanship of Tyre's ships and its prowess in trading. He predicts that many nations will be shocked and sad when Tyre is destroyed.

Alex Trebek (his frustration starting to show): Right, right. Anything else?

Contestant: As a final note, Ezekiel predicts that the nations of the world will mourn the fall of Tyre, and its merchants will be no more.

Alex Trebek (clearly exasperated): Alright. Anything else?

Contestant: Nope, that's the end of Ezekiel 27!

Alex Trebek (forcing a smile): Well, thank you for that summary. Now, let's move on to something a little bit more... relevant.