Alex: So, tell us a little bit about yourself.

Contestant: Well, I'm a big fan of the Bible, so I thought I'd summarize Ezekiel 35. It's about God's judgement of the nation of Edom, which is symbolized by the barren mountains of Seir.

Alex: [Exasperated] Uhh, okay. That's interesting. What else?

Contestant: God says that Edom will be judged for its hostility against Israel and that it will be completely desolate. He promises to send wild animals to fill the empty land and make it desolate forever.

Alex: [Through gritted teeth] Very nice. What else?

Contestant: God also promises to pour out his wrath on Edom, to scatter them among the nations, and to turn their hateful actions against them. Finally, God declares that Edom will be called "the land of destruction" and will never again be inhabited.

Alex: [Sighing] Alright. Anything else?

Contestant: That's it!

Alex: [Relieved] Wonderful! Let's move on, shall we?