Alex Trebek: Alright, so what have you been up to since we last spoke?

Contestant: Well, I've been busy studying the Bible, and I've just been reading Ezekiel 5.

Alex Trebek: [annoyed] That's nice. So what else have you been doing?

Contestant: Well, in this chapter, God tells Ezekiel to take a sharp sword and use it to shave off a third of the hair of the people of Israel as a sign of the coming judgement due to their sins. He also commands Ezekiel to burn a third of the hair in the center of the city, and break a third of it with a sword, scattering it around the city. Finally, he tells Ezekiel to take a few of the hairs and bind them in the hem of his robe, and then throw them into the air.

Alex Trebek: [sighs] Alright, moving on…