Alex Trebek: So, tell us a little bit about yourself!

Contestant: Well, I think it's important to summarize the Bible chapter by chapter. Let's start with Ezekiel 30!

Alex Trebek: [Sighing] Alright... what's Ezekiel 30 about?

Contestant: Ezekiel 30 is about God's judgment on Egypt. He declares that he will bring down great destruction upon the land and its inhabitants, as punishment for their idolatry and wickedness. He then goes on to describe the details of the judgment - the plague of beasts, the sword, famine, and disease. Finally, God promises deliverance to his people, which will come when his judgment has been fully carried out.

Alex Trebek: [Rolling his eyes] I see... well, thanks for that. Let's move on to something else.