Alex Trebek: So, tell me a bit about yourself!

Contestant: Well, I guess I could give you a brief summary of Ezekiel 4.

Alex Trebek: (Sighs) Alright then.

Contestant: Ezekiel 4 tells the story of God commanding Ezekiel to act out a symbolic prophecy to warn the Israelites of their impending doom if they do not repent for their sins. Specifically, God tells Ezekiel to lay on his left side for 390 days and on his right side for 40 days, and to bake bread over dung.

Alex Trebek: (Rolls eyes) Wow, sounds like a real party. Anything else?

Contestant: Yes! God also commands Ezekiel to shave his head and beard and divide his hair into three parts, with one part being burned, one part being cut and thrown away, and one part being kept.

Alex Trebek: (Groans) Of course. Anything else?

Contestant: Well, the chapter ends with God telling Ezekiel to take a tile and draw a map of Jerusalem on it, and to write on the tile "I am the Lord".

Alex Trebek: (Sighs) I can only assume that this is the end of your summary?

Contestant: Yep, that's it!