Alex: Okay, so you're a Jeopardy contestant. Tell me a little bit about yourself.

Contestant: Well, I'm passionate about the Bible, so I'd like to give you a brief summary of the book of Ezekiel, chapter 16.

Alex (sighs): Alright, let's hear it…

Contestant: Ezekiel 16 is about God's judgment of Jerusalem for their wickedness. He compares Jerusalem to an abandoned baby, whom he rescues and brings up as a daughter. He then describes how he nourishes and matures her and dresses her in expensive clothing. But despite all his efforts, Jerusalem continues to worship other gods and commits acts of immorality. So God punishes them for their wickedness, but eventually forgives them and promises to restore them.

Alex (shaking his head): Hmm, okay. So tell me, what do you like to do in your free time?