Brian: Alright, so Ezekiel 16: It starts off with God reminding the people of Jerusalem of all the good things He did for them, like giving them nice clothing and jewelry.

Stewie: Like that time I got my first pair of diamond earrings?

Brian: Sure, why not. Then, God points out all the ways Jerusalem has been unfaithful to Him, like being a prostitute and going after other gods.

Peter: Like when I'm in that bar after work and all the ladies are just too friendly?

Brian: Uh, sure. Then God says He's gonna punish them for all the bad stuff they did, and make an example out of them.

Lois: Kinda like that one time I grounded Meg for a month?

Brian: Sure, why not. Then, God promises that He's gonna restore Jerusalem and make it even better than before.

Meg: Like when I got a new phone with a better camera?

Brian: Yeah, sure. And that's it.

Stewie: Sounds like a party! Can I bring my diamond earrings?