Peter: Alright, so in Ezekiel 47, we got a river flowin' from the temple.

Lois: Oooh, sounds romantic.

Stewie: Yeah, unless it's the river of 1,000 corpses from The Mummy Returns.

Brian: Uhh, yeah, that's not what's happening here. Anyways, the river just keeps getting deeper and deeper, and then it starts making all kinds of fruit trees grow, like figs and pomegranates and olives and stuff.

Peter: Oh yeah, like the Tree of Life from Avatar!

Chris: Wait, what?

Peter: Oh, you know, like in Avatar, where all the trees are alive, so it's like the Tree of Life.

Lois: Uh, honey, I don't think that's what the Bible is talking about.

Peter: Oh, yeah, right. Anyways, then it says that the water will heal people, so that's pretty cool.

Stewie: Yeah, like the Fountain of Youth from Pirates of the Caribbean.

Brian: Okay, now you're just stretching it.