Peter: Alright, so this chapter's about Ezekiel 38. So, it starts off by God telling Ezekiel that some big bad guy from the north, Gog, is gonna come attack Israel with a bunch of allies.

Lois: Gog? That sounds like the villain in a 90's video game.

Peter: Yeah, it's like a cross between Sonic and Street Fighter.

Brian: No way, Sonic is way better than Street Fighter.

Chris: Hey, I heard Gog is also the name of a new restaurant chain in town.

Joe: Yeah, I heard they have a great all-you-can-eat buffet.

Peter: Anyways, God's mad at Gog and tells Ezekiel to tell him that he's gonna be destroyed. So then God starts talking about how he's gonna strike Gog down with all sorts of natural disasters, like snow, ice, wind, and hail.

Quagmire: Sounds like the perfect day for a snowball fight.

Cleveland: Yeah, but I'd rather just watch the snow from inside with a hot cup of cocoa.

Peter: So then God starts talking about how Israel will get revenge on Gog and all his allies, and how Israel will get all of their stuff too.

Joe: Yeah, sounds like a good deal for Israel.

Lois: Yeah, but I don't think Gog and his buddies are gonna be too happy about it.

Peter: Yeah, probably not. Well, that's it for Ezekiel 38.

Stewie: Wait, I thought Gog was a villain in a video game.

Peter: Nope, that was just a metaphor.

Stewie: Oh. Well, in that case, I guess it's game over for Gog.