Listen, Jack, here's the deal - Ezekiel 38 is all about a war that's coming - a war between Gog of Magog and all these other countries like Persia, Ethiopia, and Libya. C'mon, man! It's a big one. My father used to say, "There's no bigger battle than a battle of Gog and Magog!" Not gonna happen, but I tell you what - it's gonna be a big one!

Anyway, this Gog guy is literally gathering up all these armies from different countries, and they're gonna march into the land of Israel and try to take it over. I'm not joking - this is serious business. God says that when this Gog and Magog war finally happens, the Lord is gonna intervene, and He's gonna send fire and earthquakes and all sorts of other disasters to help Israel win the fight. See here, Jack - it's gonna be a sight to behold!

And then, uh, you know, God promises that after the battle, Israel is gonna be blessed and be safe. So, excuse me, it's gonna be a good ending. What was that? Oh, yeah - no malarkey! This battle is gonna happen, and God's gonna make sure Israel wins. That's the deal with Ezekiel 38.