Alex Trebek: So, contestant, tell me a little bit about yourself!

Contestant: Well, I'm a big fan of the Bible and I'd love to tell you about Ezekiel 38!

Alex Trebek: [Sighs] OK, fine. What is Ezekiel 38 about?

Contestant: Ezekiel 38 is about a prophecy of the invasion of Israel by a coalition of nations led by Gog of Magog. The nations of Gomer, Togarmah, Meshech, Tubal and Persia are listed as the allies of Gog.

Alex Trebek: [Rolls eyes] That sounds ominous. What happens next?

Contestant: God sends an angel to warn the people of Israel about the impending invasion, and God promises to intervene and protect his people. He declares that He will use natural disasters to destroy the invading army and that He will be glorified in the process.

Alex Trebek: [Sighs deeply] Great. Is that it?

Contestant: Nope. In the end, God promises to restore Israel and to bring them back to their homeland. He also promises to bring an everlasting peace and to establish a new covenant with His chosen people.