Alex Trebek: Alright, so tell me a bit about yourself!

Contestant: Well, I love reading the Bible, and I thought I'd tell you a bit about one of the chapters.

Alex Trebek: [Sighs] Sure, if you must. What chapter are we talking about?

Contestant: Ezekiel 10.

Alex Trebek: [Rolls eyes] Alright, go ahead.

Contestant: So this chapter starts off with a vision of the glory of the Lord leaving the temple and taking the form of a chariot with wheels. The Lord then commands the cherubim to take the glory of the Lord from Jerusalem. The Lord then commands the cherubim to go to the east, and then to the north, and then to the south. Then the Lord commands the cherubim to put a firey cloud over the city and fill it with smoke. Finally, the Lord commands that the cherubim take the glory of the Lord back to the temple.

Alex Trebek: [Sighs] Well, that's...fascinating. Moving on, what else do you like to do?