Alex Trebek: Well, tell me a little bit about yourself.

Contestant: Well, I'm a Christian, and I thought I would tell you a bit about my favorite book: the Bible. Specifically, I want to tell you about Ezekiel 23.

Alex Trebek: [Sighs] Alright, go ahead.

Contestant: Ezekiel 23 is about the two sisters Oholah and Oholibah. They were promiscuous and disobeyed God's commands. As punishment, God sent the Babylonians to capture them, and they were taken from their homeland and exiled to Babylon.

Alex Trebek: [Uneasy] Um, that's...very interesting. So, what else do you like to do?

Contestant: I also like to read the Bible. Did I mention I'm a Christian?

Alex Trebek: [Struggling to keep his composure] Yes, you did. I see. Anything else you'd like to tell me about?

Contestant: Well, Ezekiel 23 also talks about how Oholah and Oholibah were unfaithful to God and committed spiritual adultery by worshiping idols. God then punished them for their sins, and their punishment was to be exiled from their homeland.

Alex Trebek: [Exasperated] Yes, I heard that part. Listen, do you have any other hobbies or interests?

Contestant: Well, I'm also a big fan of the Bible. Do you want to hear about another chapter?