Batman: It appears we have a case, Robin -- Ezekiel 23!

Robin: Yes, Batman! According to this chapter, God is angry with two sisters -- Oholah and Oholibah -- for their unfaithfulness.

Batman: That's right, Robin. He compares them to two lewd women who have gone astray.

Catwoman: Pffft, sounds like a bunch of nonsense to me!

Batman: Silence, Catwoman! We must hear the rest of the story. God warns the sisters that their sins will lead to their downfall and that their lovers will be taken from them.

Robin: Wow, that's harsh.

Riddler: It gets worse. God says that he will punish the sisters with a sword, famine and pestilence.

Penguin: That's not fair!

Batman: Unfortunately, Penguin, justice must be served. Ezekiel 23 reminds us that God is a righteous judge, and we must always obey his law.