(Batman and Robin are in the batcave, looking over the Bible. Robin is reading from Ezekiel 29 while Batman looks on)

Robin: “The Lord says, ‘I will make Pharaoh king of Egypt, and I will make him strong and powerful.’”

Batman: Hmm…sounds like the kind of thing the Joker would do.

Robin: “But I will weaken his power and take away his wealth. He will be a slave to the rulers of other nations.”

Batman: Well, if the Joker was behind this, it doesn't sound like he was successful!

Robin: “I will punish Egypt and all its allies for their many sins. Then Egypt will know that I am the Lord.”

Batman: Sounds like we have a chance to stop the Joker and his evil plans. Come on Robin, let's go!