Joker: Ha ha ha! Now Batman, it's time for you and Robin to hear my latest wicked plan!

Batman: Not so fast, Joker! We've been given a much more important task - summarizing the Bible's Ezekiel 27 chapter!

Robin: Yes, the chapter starts by comparing the city of Tyre to a great ship that sails the seas. The ship is described as being full of people from many different nations.

Joker: What's next?

Batman: The chapter then speaks of how Tyre became a great trading center and how it was known for its beauty and riches.

Robin: Tyre was even known for its skilled craftsmen who made items from ivory and precious metals.

Joker: Oh come on, can we get to something a bit more exciting?

Batman: I'm afraid not, Joker. The chapter then goes on to list the many nations that traded with Tyre and the great wealth that it acquired.

Robin: But this wealth was not enough for Tyre, for it wanted to dominate the seas and become a great power.

Joker: So what happened?

Batman: The chapter ends by prophesying that Tyre will be destroyed and its people taken away as captives.

Robin: It's a sad ending, but a reminder that we must always be humble and remember that all our wealth and power comes from God.