Joker: (cackling) What's up, Batman and Robin? Ready for another wild ride through the Bible?

Batman: Joker, you know we don't take joy rides through the Bible. We are here to learn more about the Lord.

Robin: That's right, Joker. Now why don't you tell us what we can learn from Ezekiel 16.

Joker: Well, I'm no Bible scholar, but I know this chapter talks about how God rescued Jerusalem from a terrible fate and made a covenant with them. He also said that He would make them a glorious and beautiful city.

Catwoman: But that's not all. God also promised to give them a new spiritual life, and He provided them with laws to guide their moral behavior.

Riddler: Yeah, and God made it clear that if Jerusalem didn't live up to His standards, then He would punish them. But if they followed His laws, then He would reward them with blessings.

Penguin: Sounds like a pretty good deal to me.

Batman: Indeed it is, Penguin. And we can all learn a great lesson from this chapter: that God's love and mercy are infinite, and that He rewards those who follow His laws and punishes those who don't.