Batman: Robin, it's time to look into Ezekiel 4!

Robin: What does it say, Batman?

Batman: Ezekiel is commanded to lie on his left side for 390 days and on his right side for 40 days. Each day represents a year of judgment for the people of Israel.

Catwoman: Oh, that doesn't sound good.

Batman: It gets worse - he's then instructed to build a model of Jerusalem and put siege against it.

Robin: That sounds like a daunting task.

Batman: It is! He must also lay siege to it with an iron griddle and cook his food over it.

Riddler: That's a strange way to cook food. What else does it say?

Batman: God then commands Ezekiel to take wheat, barley, beans, lentils, millet, and spelt, and to make bread with them. He is to eat a certain portion of it each day, but the rest is to be given to the people as a sign of the coming judgment.

Robin: Wow, that's a lot of work for Ezekiel!

Batman: Yes, it is. But it serves as a warning to the people of Israel that judgment is coming if they do not repent and turn from their wicked ways.