Joker: Ha ha ha! It's time to wreak havoc on Gotham City!

Batman: Not so fast, Joker! We must read the Bible first. Let's see what it has to say about Ezekiel 21!

Robin: It talks about a sword of destruction that will be used to judge the people of Israel. It's a symbol of the coming destruction that will be brought on by God.

Joker: Oh, c'mon, that's no fun. We need something more exciting!

Batman: Pay attention, Joker! The Lord commands a sword to be sharpened and polished to bring destruction on Jerusalem. He warns that the wicked will be punished and the righteous will be spared.

Catwoman: Oh, this is all so boring. Can't we have a little bit of fun?

Batman: No, Catwoman! The Lord says that the sword will be turned against all the nations, and all their wickedness shall be punished. He then orders Ezekiel to groan and cry out against the sins of the people.

Robin: That's a pretty serious warning! We should all take this to heart.

Joker: Nah, I'm not worried. I always come out on top!