• King James Version

    1. Again the word of the LORD came unto me, saying, / 2. Son of man, cause Jerusalem to know her abominations, / 3. And say, Thus saith the Lord GOD unto Jerusalem; Thy birth and thy nativity {is} of the land of Canaan; thy father {was} an Amorite, and thy mother an Hittite.

  • Norm

    Alright, folks. Ezekiel 16. This one starts off with God telling Ezekiel to "take up a lamentation for Jerusalem". What he means by that is, he wants Ezekiel to really lay into Jerusalem for its sins. He's not happy.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so what can you tell me about Ezekiel 16? Bible Expert: Well, Ezekiel 16 is a chapter in the Bible that provides a metaphor for God's relationship with Israel. In it, God describes himself as a bridegroom and Israel as a bride.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex: Okay, so you're a Jeopardy contestant. Tell me a little bit about yourself. Contestant: Well, I'm passionate about the Bible, so I'd like to give you a brief summary of the book of Ezekiel, chapter 16.

  • Drill Sergeant

    Attention, new recruits! Listen up! Ezekiel 16 is all about God's people, Israel, and how they kept turning away from Him. God chose them to be His special people, but they kept on rebelling against Him.

  • Batman

    Joker: (cackling) What's up, Batman and Robin? Ready for another wild ride through the Bible? Batman: Joker, you know we don't take joy rides through the Bible. We are here to learn more about the Lord.

  • Joe Biden

    Well, folks! Ezekiel 16. Let me tell you, I'm not joking when I say this chapter is one of the most interesting in the Bible. It's literally about the Lord's relationship with Jerusalem - C'mon, man! - and His love for His people.

  • Donald Trump

    In Ezekiel 16, we see the amazing story of God's love for His people, despite their many sins. He compares His people to an abandoned baby and says "many people are saying" that He will take them and make them great again.

  • Family Guy

    Brian: Alright, so Ezekiel 16: It starts off with God reminding the people of Jerusalem of all the good things He did for them, like giving them nice clothing and jewelry. Stewie: Like that time I got my first pair of diamond earrings?