• King James Version

    1. And it came to pass in the seventh year, in the fifth {month}, the tenth {day} of the month, {that} certain of the elders of Israel came to enquire of the LORD, and sat before me. / 2. Then came the word of the LORD unto me, saying,

  • Norm

    Hey folks, Ezekiel 20 is a real wild one. So what happens? Well, God gets mad at the Israelites and starts threatening to punish them. He says if they don't keep their covenant with him he's gonna punish them with fire and blade and all that.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so let's talk about Ezekiel 20. What's going on in this chapter? Bible Expert: Well, in this chapter, God is speaking to the people of Israel through the prophet Ezekiel. He's telling them that He remembers their sins and how they rebelled against Him in the past.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex: Alright, so, tell me about yourself. Contestant: Well, I was just about to talk about Ezekiel 20! Alex (sighing): Oh no, not this again. Okay, go ahead. Contestant: In Ezekiel 20, God tells the people of Israel through Ezekiel to remember the laws and statutes of God that he had given them.

  • Drill Sergeant

    "LISTEN UP, RECRUITS! IT'S TIME FOR EZEKIEL CHAPTER 20! GOD'S MAD AT YA'LL. HE'S REALLY, REALLY MAD! HE'S MAD CAUSE YA'LL KEEP BREAKING HIS LAWS AND DOING BAD THINGS. SO HE'S GONNA PUNISH YA'LL BY TAKING YA'LL OUT OF YA'LL'S HOMELAND AND SCATTERING YA'LL ALL OVER THE PLACE.

  • Batman

    Batman: Robin, are you ready? Robin: Ready for what? Batman: To face the wrath of the Lord! Catwoman: What's going on here? Batman: In Ezekiel 20, the Lord is punishing the Israelites for their wickedness and idolatry.

  • Joe Biden

    Folks, here's the deal: no malarkey! Ezekiel 20 is a real doozy. C'mon man, it's the chapter that really sets the tone for what's to come. See here, Jack, it's a chapter about the Lord's judgement, and it ain't pretty.

  • Donald Trump

    Ezekiel 20: Bigly, God has had enough of the Israelites' wickedness, and of their worshipping of idols. Many such cases, He has decided to bring them into the wilderness and make them face the consequences of their actions.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, let's see what's happening in Ezekiel 20...oooooooh, it's a fiery judgement of Israel! Lois: Sounds like something out of Game of Thrones! Brian: No, we're talking about Ezekiel - lots of rules and regulations here, no dragons!