1. And he said unto me, Son of man, stand upon thy feet, and I will speak unto thee. / 2. And the spirit entered into me when he spake unto me, and set me upon my feet, that I heard him that spake unto me. →

Well, folks, it looks like we've got another chapter of Ezekiel- a book that never stops! And this one is no different, as Ezekiel is taken up to heaven on a chariot of wind and commanded to speak to the "rebellious people". →

Joe: Alright, so what do we have for this chapter? Bible Expert: Well, in Ezekiel 2, we see God appointing Ezekiel as a prophet. God tells him to stand up and to speak to Israel, even though they are a rebellious nation. →

Alex Trebek: "So, tell me a bit about yourself." Contestant: "Well, I recently read Ezekiel 2 and wanted to share the summary with you. It starts with God calling Ezekiel to be a prophet to the Israelites who are in exile in Babylon. →

LISTEN UP, MAGGOTS! This here's Ezekiel 2. The Lord sends Ezekiel to the Israelites. He says they've been rebellious and stiff-necked, and that they need to listen up. He tells Ezekiel to warn the people of their wickedness, but they won't listen. →

(Scene: Batman and Robin in the Batcave) Batman: Robin, prepare the Batmobile! We have a mission to accomplish! Robin: What is it, Batman? Batman: We must investigate the strange happenings in the Book of Ezekiel, Chapter 2. →

Listen, Jack. My father used to say that if you don't read the Bible, you don't know what you're talkin' about. So here's the deal. Ezekiel 2 says that God is sending out a prophet to speak his words to the people of Israel. →

Ezekiel 2 is a Bigly chapter. God speaks to Ezekiel, who is doing God's work, and he tells him that many such cases, he must be strong and speak God's word even if the people hate it. Ezekiel is sad! But God gives him a scroll with words written on it, and tells him to eat it. →

Peter: Alright, so this is Ezekiel 2. Turns out Ezekiel's in for a real wild ride. He's sent by God with a message for the Israelites, and God turns him into some sort of superman, like Superman but even cooler. →