• King James Version

    1. The word of the LORD also came unto me, saying, / 2. Son of man, thou dwellest in the midst of a rebellious house, which have eyes to see, and see not; they have ears to hear, and hear not: for they {are} a rebellious house.

  • Norm

    Ezekiel 12! This one's a doozy. God tells Ezekiel to pack up his things, like he's about to go on a trip. But he's just gonna wander around for a bit, and everyone's gonna know he's a prophet of the Lord.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so what does Ezekiel 12 say? Bible Expert: Well, it starts off with God warning the people of Judah about their false prophets, who are telling them that there's no need to worry about an invasion.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex: "So, tell me a little about yourself!" Contestant: "Well, I'm a big fan of the Bible, and I'd like to share with you a summary of Ezekiel 12." Alex: (Sighing) "I've got a bad feeling about this.

  • Drill Sergeant

    Listen up, maggots! Ezekiel 12 is about the LORD sending a warning to His people, the Israelites. He's tellin' 'em that if they don't wise up and start acting right, they gonna be exiled. So the LORD is gonna make it happen, He's gonna send a big sign to show 'em what's what.

  • Batman

    Robin: Look Batman! It's Ezekiel 12! Batman: That's right, my faithful sidekick. According to this chapter, God is sending Ezekiel to the people of Israel, who have been living in exile in Babylon, to tell them that they will soon be allowed to return home.

  • Joe Biden

    Folks, here's the deal. The Lord tells Ezekiel to act out a prophecy, so he packs his bags as if he's leaving and sets up a bunch of signs that show it's a prophecy and not just him, you know, going on vacation or something.

  • Donald Trump

    1-20 The Lord said to me: "Son of Man, you live in the midst of a rebellious people. They have eyes to see but do not see and ears to hear but do not hear, for they are a rebellious people. So, deep state, believe me, I'm sending you out with many such cases, to the people of Israel, to a rebellious nation that has rebelled against me; they and their ancestors have been in revolt against me to this very day.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, folks, buckle up, 'cause it's time for another chapter of the Bible! Let's see what Ezekiel 12 is all about! Lois: Wait, don't forget the non-sequitur pop culture references! Brian: Alright, here we go.