Peter: Alright, this is Ezekiel 27, and it's all about a lamentation for Tyre.

Joe: Tyre? Is that a tire company?

Peter: No, it's a city. The Lord is saying it's going to be destroyed.

Quagmire: Oh, that's too bad. Hey, did you guys know that Tyre means “rock” in Gaelic?

Cleveland: Whoa, I didn't know that! But wait, why is the Lord so mad at Tyre?

Peter: Apparently, Tyre has been trading with other nations, and the Lord is displeased with them. He says there will be a great wailing and lamentation for Tyre, and its commerce will be cut off.

Joe: That sounds like a bad deal.

Quagmire: Yeah, and it'll be like the end of “Titanic” for Tyre.

Cleveland: Except no one will be running around in a tuxedo trying to save the day.

Peter: Yeah, I guess so. But the Lord is also saying that other nations will be appalled at what happens to Tyre and it will become like a byword among them.

Joe: Like a cautionary tale, you mean?

Peter: Yeah, exactly.