Peter: Alright, so, Ezekiel 1. Basically, this guy Ezekiel had a vision of four huge things, kind of like 'The Avengers' but with creatures instead of people. They each had four wings and four faces, plus legs like a calf and hooves like a bull. Anyway, one of them had a face like a human, and the other three were like an ox, an eagle, and a lion. And they all had bright eyes that flashed like lightning.

Lois: Wow, sounds like something out of 'Lord of the Rings'!

Stewie: Oh, please. We all know that the only good fantasy movie is 'The NeverEnding Story'.

Chris: Yeah, and don't forget 'Harry Potter'!

Brian: Guys, focus. So, what else happened in Ezekiel 1?

Peter: Well, there was also a bright cloud and a fire that was moving around inside of it. And then the four creatures started spinning around in the cloud.

Lois: Wow, that's really trippy!

Stewie: Yeah, it's like a scene out of 'The Matrix'!

Chris: Or maybe 'Inception'!

Brian: Alright, kids. I think that's enough pop culture references. Anything else in this chapter?

Peter: Oh yeah, there was also a wheel inside of the cloud with four more creatures in it. Each one had four wings, and they all moved around in different directions.

Lois: That sounds like something out of 'The Hobbit'!

Peter: Yeah, and then there was a voice coming out of the cloud that said 'Blessed is the glory of the Lord.'

Chris: Cool, like in 'Star Wars' when Obi-Wan says 'May the Force be with you'?

Brian: Alright, kids, let's wrap it up. Anything else?

Peter: Yeah, the vision ended with Ezekiel falling on his face in awe.

Lois: Sounds like a scene from 'The Exorcist'!

Brian: Ok, that's enough. I think we've got the gist of it.