Stewie: [Sitting in front of a TV, watching a historical documentary] Oh, this must be the episode about Ezekiel 26!

Brian: [Rolls his eyes] Oh no, not this again.

Stewie: Hey, this is important, Brian! It's all about the siege of Tyre and how it was destroyed by the Babylonians.

Peter: [Clad in a Babylonian costume] Tyre, eh? You know, I remember back in the day when I used to siege cities and conquer the world.

Lois: Oh, Peter, you're not really a Babylonian king.

Peter: Sure I am! I'm King Peter the Great! [Raises a goblet of wine] Hear ye, hear ye!

Stewie: [Coughs] Moving on, so the Lord says in Ezekiel 26: He will bring many nations against Tyre and they will throw up a lot of dirt and rocks to build a siege wall around the city.

Brian: And then they will tear down the walls and towers and set the city on fire.

Stewie: Yeah, and then the Lord will make the city and its residents an object of terror and a source of scorn for the whole world.

Lois: [Sighs] So much for Tyre.

Peter: [Raises his goblet] To Tyre! May it rest in peace. [Takes a sip] And I'm sure the Lord is gonna take care of the rest.