Alex: So, what do you do for work?

Contestant: Well, I'm a biblical scholar, so I'm most familiar with the books of the Bible.

Alex (exasperated): Oh great. Well, let's move on. What was your favorite subject in school?

Contestant: Actually, I was really interested in the book of Ezekiel. I'm especially fascinated by chapter 47.

Alex (sighing): Alright, what does it say?

Contestant: Well, in this chapter, Ezekiel has a vision of a river flowing from the temple in Jerusalem. The river is so powerful that it caused the sea to become fresh. As Ezekiel walked alongside the river, he noticed that it grew deeper and wider as it moved away from the temple. Then, he noticed that the river had healing powers, and that wherever it touched, healing and life flourished. Finally, Ezekiel saw that the river would eventually reach the Dead Sea, and that the Dead Sea would then become full of life.