Alex Trebek: Alright, so contestant, why don't you tell us a bit about yourself?

Contestant: Well, I'd like to start by summarizing the book of Ezekiel Chapter 39.

Alex Trebek: (Sighs) Alright, if you must. Go ahead.

Contestant: In Ezekiel 39, God predicts the destruction of Gog and Magog, two nations that will invade Israel. God will cause a great earthquake that will cause panic among them, and He will rain fire and brimstone to destroy them. Then, the people of Israel will hunt down and gather up their weapons and corpses. Afterwards, they will burn the weapons and use the fat from the corpses to make burnt offerings to God. God will also send a plague of wild animals to consume the remainder of their corpses, and the people of Israel will be ordained with the task of burying the remaining bones in the Valley of Hamon-gog. Finally, God will restore the land of Israel, and the people of Israel will be able to take possession of it.

Alex Trebek: (Sighs) Okay, moving on. So, what kind of hobbies do you have?