Folks, here's the deal: God is gonna give a warning to Gog, the leader of Magog, and the nations around him. Gog and his people are gonna be punished, and God's gonna be glorified. No malarkey! C'mon, man!

My father used to say, "There will be a great battle in the future and all the nations will be against Israel." God's gonna be mad! And He'll use a fire from on high to consume all the weapons and armor used in the battle. See here, Jack, God's gonna make a feast for all the birds and wild animals. Literally!

The Lord's gonna bury Gog and all his people in the Valley of Hamon Gog, and it's gonna be a monument for all to see. I tell you what, that's gonna be a long time from now, so don't worry about it. Or uh, you know, don't go looking for it. Ha ha ha.

Anyway, God's gonna take care of all the nations around Israel, and the Lord will be their God. He's gonna give them all the land they need, and they'll never be afraid again. That's the deal. Not gonna happen any other way, excuse me.