• King James Version

    1. Now concerning the things whereof ye wrote unto me: {It is} good for a man not to touch a woman. / 2. Nevertheless, {to avoid} fornication, let every man have his own wife, and let every woman have her own husband.

  • Norm

    Well, folks, it looks like we've got a real wild one here in 1 Corinthians 7! The church in Corinth is having some issues with marriage, so Paul has to step in and offer his two cents. He says that marriage is a good thing, but it's up to individuals to decide whether or not they want to get married.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so let's talk about 1 Corinthians 7. What's the gist of this chapter? Bible Expert: Well, 1 Corinthians 7 is primarily about marriage and celibacy. It advises Christians to remain in the state they were in when they were called by God.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: Okay, so tell me about yourself! Contestant: Well, I'm a big fan of the Bible, and I'd like to tell you about 1 Corinthians 7. Alex Trebek: (Rolls eyes) Ugh, not this again. What is the Bible?

  • Drill Sergeant

    "ATTENTION! Listen up, maggots. Now you're gonna get a crash course in 1 Corinthians 7. This chapter is all about marriage and singleness. Paul says that it's good for folks to stay single, but if they can't control themselves, they should get married.

  • Batman

    Batman: The chapter of 1 Corinthians 7 has some important lessons for us, Robin. Robin: What sort of lessons, Batman? Batman: Well, it says that it's good to stay unmarried, but if you do marry, make sure you only marry someone who is a believer.

  • Joe Biden

    Folks, here's the deal. I'm not joking, this is literally straight from the Bible. C'mon, man! See here, Jack, 1 Corinthians 7 is about marriage and singleness. My father used to say, "Marriage is a gift from God", and I'm gonna tell you what, this is exactly what this chapter is about.

  • Donald Trump

    Well, I've got to say, this 1 Corinthians 7 is quite something, folks. Many people are saying it's one of the best chapters in the Bible. It's huge, really. It's all about marriage and celibacy, believe me.

  • Family Guy

    [Peter] Alright, here's the lowdown on 1 Corinthians 7: Lois, it starts off with some advice on not getting divorced. Paul says that married people should stay together and not break up, 'cause it's better to just stick it out.