• King James Version

    1. And I, brethren, could not speak unto you as unto spiritual, but as unto carnal, {even} as unto babes in Christ. / 2. I have fed you with milk, and not with meat: for hitherto ye were not able {to bear it}, neither yet now are ye able.

  • Norm

    Well, here we are again in the Book of Corinthians, folks. And it's a wild ride, I'm tellin' ya. In Chapter 3, Paul is all about getting the Church of Corinth to get their act together. He's like, "Hey, don't be so immature and divided, okay? That's real grown-up stuff.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so what are we talkin' about here? Bible Expert: Well Joe, we're talking about 1 Corinthians 3. Joe: Alright, so what's this one about? Bible Expert: This chapter talks about how Paul is warning the Corinthians against quarreling and division, and how they should be united in Christ.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex: So, what do you do for a living? Contestant: Well, I'm kind of a Bible scholar, so I like to summarize Bible chapters. Alex (sighing): Alright, go ahead. Contestant: 1 Corinthians 3 is all about divisions between believers, and how they are caused by selfish ambition and pride.

  • Drill Sergeant

    Aye, listen up you lazy maggots! Chapter 3 of 1 Corinthians is all about Paul preachin' and teachin' the church at Corinth. He's telling 'em they're nothin' but a bunch of immature babies, and they need to start actin' like adults.

  • Batman

    Batman: Holy architecture, Robin! What do we have here? Robin: It looks like 1 Corinthians 3, Batman! Joker: Ah, 1 Corinthians 3. The chapter of spiritual foundations! Batman: Indeed, Joker. Paul is making it clear that the foundation of the church is Jesus.

  • Joe Biden

    Folks, I'm gonna tell ya, no malarkey, 1 Corinthians 3 is a real eye opener. See here, Jack, Paul is talking about the work of God, and he's telling us that we gotta understand that none of us can claim the credit for it.

  • Donald Trump

    1 Corinthians 3 is all about the great Apostle Paul and his terrific work! Paul is a tremendous leader who has done many great things for the Lord, and many people are saying that he's underrated! He's taken the church and made it great again, and has been a great example to many.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, so in 1 Corinthians 3 we got a lot of talk about how Paul warned the church of Corinth about divisions among them, and said that all of them were still God's people. Lois: Oh, you mean like when Stewie and I had a fight over who got the last piece of pie?