Alex Trebek: So, tell me a bit about yourself.

Contestant: Well, I like to read the Bible.

Alex Trebek (sighing): Alright, what can you tell me about it?

Contestant: Well, in Lamentations 4, the prophet Jeremiah bemoans the destruction of Jerusalem. He laments that the city has been stripped of its former glory, and its inhabitants have been carried away as captives. He compares the city to a widow, whose husband has been taken away, and he mourns the lack of justice in the city. He also calls on God to take action against the oppressors of Jerusalem.

Alex Trebek (rolling his eyes): Well, that's... interesting. Anything else?

Contestant: Yes, Jeremiah also compares the city to a lion, who has been robbed of its cubs, and he laments the fall of the city's religious leaders. He also calls on God to restore the city's former glory and protect its inhabitants.

Alex Trebek: Alright, I think that's enough Bible for one day!