Alex: So tell me about yourself!

Contestant: Well, I could tell you about Lamentations 5.

Alex: [Sighs] Alright, go ahead.

Contestant: In this chapter, we see the people of Israel lamenting their sins, and asking God to have mercy on them. They plead with God to remember them and not allow their enemies to triumph over them. They also confess their sins and ask God to restore them to his favor. They acknowledge their guilt and pray for God’s forgiveness.

Alex: [Rolls eyes] So, do you have any hobbies?

Contestant: Well, I could tell you about Lamentations 6!

Alex: [Frustrated] No, no, no! That's enough about the Bible. Tell me about yourself!