Alex Trebek: "So, tell me a bit about yourself. What do you do for a living?"

Contestant: "Well, I've been reading a lot of the Bible lately, and I thought I'd share a summary of what I've read. I just finished chapter two of Lamentations."

Alex Trebek: [Sighing] "Oh, not the Bible again. You know, I'm sure the audience would like to hear something a bit more... interesting. How about you tell me something about your hobbies?"

Contestant: "Let's see. Well, the chapter talks about how God has been punishing the people of Jerusalem for their sins. He has caused their enemies to defeat them and has destroyed their Temple. He has taken away their joy and turned their festivals into days of mourning. The people of Jerusalem are crying out for mercy, but instead of comfort, they are receiving only more sorrow."

Alex Trebek: [Sighing] "Look, I'm sure the Bible is very interesting, but I think our viewers would like to hear something else. What kind of sports do you like?"

Contestant: "The chapter ends with a prayer for the Lord to restore the people of Jerusalem and to bring them back to their former glory. The people of Jerusalem remember the good times they had before the destruction, and they are hoping that the Lord will show them mercy and bring them back to their former state of prosperity."

Alex Trebek: [Rolling his eyes] "I'm sure that's very nice. Now, what did you say you do for a living?"